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wyrm-babies-ic
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Harrie 20-Jan-18 03:06 PM
@Wyrm Babysitters yall can like play this out in here if you like while we wait for hawley
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:56 PM
hey yall kno if you wanna do stuff ic you have like an entire channel for that right jgvnjhgjhgjnhj
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:56 PM
i know im sorry it all happened so fast
tori 18-Feb-18 02:56 PM
YEAH
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:56 PM
FDVJGDFGBH NO ITS JUST LIKE, THIS POOR CHANNEL HAS NEVER BEEN USED
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:57 PM
sjkgunsio i notived earlier n was like.. o....
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:57 PM
anyway here are my ingeg notes
tori 18-Feb-18 02:58 PM
ingeg: [trips] those fucking dragons
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:58 PM
oh shes very racist
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:58 PM
shes lawful good, not very strong, and she doesnt like dragons (edited)
tori 18-Feb-18 02:58 PM
how can one be lawful good and racist
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
sdgvjkldslkzaf
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
i generated the character thats just the trait it gave me jfbjgnhgj
tori 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
THIS IS SO. YRSYS IS THE ONLY GOOD ONE OF THIS PARTY
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
i guess dragons just burned down her city?
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
in her defence? yeah?
tori 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
YRSYS IS THE NICEST ONE
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
like that did happen
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
she literally did lose all of her wares and get robbed by a bunch of dragon men
tori 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
she also got robbed by a tree
Harrie 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
she sure did
snigel 18-Feb-18 02:59 PM
well
also yrsys is an ice dwagon so she should like her shes the opposite of the dragon men
Harrie 18-Feb-18 03:00 PM
i got more npcs generated on here that i havent actually read in a while one of these is a hot orc woman
let me go back to the other chat
floralthief 18-Feb-18 06:05 PM
poppy anybody in this thread smoke weed
Harrie 18-Feb-18 06:07 PM
tempest tempest i dont know actually does tempest smoke weed
she DRINKS i know that much
floralthief 18-Feb-18 06:07 PM
OH?
tori 18-Feb-18 06:07 PM
rustle weed
floralthief 18-Feb-18 06:07 PM
POPPY HAS A DRINKING BUDDY?
Harrie 18-Feb-18 06:07 PM
dfjbgdjh probably not bc she doesnt want to be poppys friend
floralthief 18-Feb-18 06:08 PM
Everybody Loves Poppy (And Soon She Will Too)
tori 18-Feb-18 06:08 PM
squeak weed?
masquerade of dragons: everyone loves poppy
floralthief 18-Feb-18 06:10 PM
masquerade of poppy's girlfriends
Harrie 18-Feb-18 07:37 PM
bold or maybe in here
floralthief 18-Feb-18 07:38 PM
OH WORD
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:30 PM
god
tori 11-Mar-18 08:31 PM
is this when this channel finally gets used
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:31 PM
fjkdkhkfjh
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:31 PM
God
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:32 PM
so anyway she's still thinking about leaving yall forever she's just sober now and more closed off and also making you focus on her relationship issues
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:32 PM
wow relatable
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:32 PM
try to, hm maybe convince her to join the guild?
tempest line of reasoning is going no where
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
make bank and help people
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
gh
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
ye i dont think tempest is gonna make her want to do anything
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
yeah i was gonna try the guild
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
thats where we mistepped
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
djfgdkfg
Hard Misstep
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
hand_covering_mouth
tori 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
dont blame us
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
oh no we gave harrie emojies
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:33 PM
poppy, deftly changing the subject: So How Bout That Guild
tori 11-Mar-18 08:34 PM
Shit
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:34 PM
let me make this easier for yall
u can now talk ic
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:34 PM
OH WORD
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
that was ic
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
how
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
kabira
tori 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
hgfhfgdh
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
all the gang is here
tori 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
magic.......
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
poppy
tori 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
rustle
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
squarby
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:35 PM
// for ooc talk typically you precede it with slashes or put it in brackets fyi
// i go with slashes bc its easier n i hate pressing the shift button
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// sweet
tori 11-Mar-18 08:36 PM
//its like commenting in code . magical .
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// shift is for suckers
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// onbishie
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// oh and our icons match finally a good use for them
// anyway, poppy
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// 🍿
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// ghgjhkhhh.
tori 11-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// have fun
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// god how do i even start. Ok god
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// also, god ok i Don't want her to leave either so i'll just tell you, to probably have poppy think about how much she enjoys fighting and thrill seeking, and linking that to the guild
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:38 PM
You two step out of the tavern, it's raining pretty heavily now and the effects of the alcohol you just downed is fading pretty fast, though you're still a little tipsy.
// there u go some dm narration
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// THANK YOU HARRIE
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// why did i make my pc so difficult
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// and thank u kal i was gonna do that but im glad i have confirmination
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// gl im hongy
tori 11-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// id like to know why too kal
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:40 PM
"oh look! it's raining!" poppy like, reaches a hand out to feel the raindrops and grins at kabira
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:41 PM
"it sure is," kabira's going to shield poppy's head a bit. "shame squarby isnt here to talk about it."
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// KARBY RIGHTS
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// I love you kabira
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// karby weather symbolism
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// dont tempt me i may make a pinterest board
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// oh i was thinking about how tempest is associated with rain actually kgfkhgkhgkk
tori 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// everyone rights (edited)
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:42 PM
poppy laughs a little. "are you good to go? need any help walking?"
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:43 PM
"no, it's fine, poppy"
"just. a little weird you're trying to act normal right now."
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:44 PM
"well, you know!" she makes a weird motion with her hand and it's clear she doesn't know what she's talking about. "anyway, let's go!" she tugs on kabira's arm and Takes off
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:44 PM
Great
// im just gonna talk like on r20 bc i can't do the quotation stuff im gonna die
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:45 PM
// yea thats why i changed your names dfgvfdcbhg
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:45 PM
// it's too much like Writing Fic and i will die of embarrassment
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:45 PM
// /me is a command on here
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:45 PM
// THATS FINE i just didnt know how to differentiate actions and dialogue bc poppy talks with her hands. also same kal
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
idk how it works though
/// ah just makes things italics
tori 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
wh
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
oh word?
tori 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
oh
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// oh okay that can be actions then
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// COOL
have you met rosalie, kab? she was really nice and had cool shoes, and she offered us a nice reward for joining the guild
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:47 PM
i did meet her, yea
infodumped about the cult and dropped a head on her table remember (edited)
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:47 PM
oh yeah! you brought in the big cool head
what do you think about joining the gold? 100 gp is pretty nice, and rosalie was telling us about the cool stuff they do when you left
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:47 PM
yeap
hm
i think it might be more trouble than it's worth right now
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:49 PM
really? if they can give 100 gp just for joining they probably rank in BANK with their rewards
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:49 PM
hm, i suppose
but there's a lot of people offering money for a lot of things,
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// pleb just started playing game over from links awakening so thats
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:50 PM
yeah, but good money! and they do lots of cool stuff. like, she was talking about how some guild members were off fighting these giant rats
those are super deadly! i almost died to one!
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:51 PM
she blinks
oh did you
i think by now we can take a few rats
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:51 PM
not just rats, GIANT rats
she holds her hands out to indicate how Giant they are
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:52 PM
that's pretty big yea
i'm bigger though, so
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:52 PM
// if you want to inquire about jobs fyi you can ask abt that when you get back fgkbhgkh
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:52 PM
// fdkjgkjf
// harrie dmtips goodrolls
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// God i cant think of cool deadly shit a guild would do
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// yall just kinda . went on a tempira spiral with no return before i could even
tori 11-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// fight a beholder
// thats not true but it doesnt have to be
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// i mean she mentioned that they have been tracking the cult
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// fjkgkdfjkdjh sorry harrie
// kabira already said the cult was a distraction
// maybe dont mention the cult
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:54 PM
// oh fair dos
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:54 PM
yeah, you're pretty big, but the rats are like HUGE. there's probably other stuff, too. the giant rats are like, everyday stuff
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:54 PM
// random dangerous creatures w no narrative importance r fair game
smiles a bit, amused
you haven't even joined yet, how do you know about their everyday
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// ANOTHER KABIRA SMILE???
tori 11-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// KABOPPY RIGHTS
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// kabira will now die for you
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:56 PM
laughs a lil and shrugs
they SEEM really cool. and really tough so they gotta fight a bunch of monsters, right?
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// she's soft, you told her your sad backstory, she's even softer now
hm. perhaps.
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:56 PM
http://www.achievement-maker.com/xbox/Kabira%20will%20now%20die%20for%20you?header=ACHIEVEMENT%20UNLOCKED&email=.png
tori 11-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// thats so valid
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
fair, actually, i imagine tempest wouldn't be with them if they were boring.
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// she told her Some of her sad backstory. i mean she knows vi basics and circus basics and Living On The Street basics
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// did that image work
tori 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// for me it did
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// ok good just making sure
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
she doesn't stay with boring things, in my experience
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// oh ouch
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
// Kabira Will Now Die For You Poppy
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// [WANTS TO DIE]
// I LOVE YOU KABIRA
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// that physically wounded me. i felt that (edited)
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// good
Harrie 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// SHE DIDNT DO IT ON PURPO
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
well, i think you're really fun, so i think the guild would be a nice fit for you, if you're interested
miraisen 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// SAAD
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:58 PM
you'd probably get to fight a lot more shit
she says with a Smile
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:59 PM
i suppose
floralthief 11-Mar-18 08:59 PM
// two kabira smiles is why tempest is gonna think theyre dating
tori 11-Mar-18 08:59 PM
// HGFDHSGF
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 08:59 PM
// yea,
// she. the smiles aren't gonna stop but also so far they're only gonna be around poppy dkfjgkdfh
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:00 PM
// Im Tender
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:00 PM
// kaboppy rights...
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:00 PM
i'd like to see you fight a lot more bad guys, you look really cool whenever you fight
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:00 PM
thanks, poppy
i know that you don't want me to leave, and i know that's why you're trying so hard
and if i left again, i might just end up in another town and place that becomes a distraction,
so i'll think about it, give the guild a try is that good enough for right now
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:03 PM
POPPY GRINS
i mean, it IS true i don't want you to leave, but i'm also not lying, yknow? i pride myself on only giving honest compliments
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// 🎉 🎉 🎉
// why is that emoji so hard to find
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:04 PM
you give compliments very easily, so i'm impressed with that
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:04 PM
there's a lot of good in people, and there's a lot of good in you. that's why i can give you a billion compliments!!
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// fgkfkh
// another
smiles at her
tori 11-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// KABOPPY RIGHTS!
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// [kabira voice] ANOTHER ONE
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// this is literally only bc squarby is not here when squarby comes back she'll be as stonefaced as ever
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// god
tori 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// God
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// kaboppy blocked
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
At this point, you can see your caravan pulling into view, right where you left it before.
tori 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// kaboppy blocked by squarby
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
one thing though
don't try to get me to talk to tempest, at the moment i don't particularly want to
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// fgbhfghgf
tori 11-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// oh thats an issue
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:07 PM
tempest i expected this
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:07 PM
yeah, i was gonna apologize for that. i'm sorry for pushing you; you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. i wanted to help but i realize i kinda... pushed a sore spot
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:07 PM
it's fine we were both off our asses
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:08 PM
yeah, but still
sticks her hand out
we good?
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:08 PM
raises an eyebrow, shakes it anyway
sure
i should probably apologise to yrsys for abandoning her kids
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:09 PM
i think we both have to apologize to the party for running off
poppy like. stops walking
oh, uh, also? um, i'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone what i told you before. i mean, you can tell squarby, she kinda knows, but uh. yeah
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:10 PM
i wasn't going to
i didn't even want you to tell me, for like, half of that conversation
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:10 PM
oh i don't really remember that part
sorry, once i get going it's like. woo
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:10 PM
it's fine
i got that
Definitely got that
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
Yrsys and the babies are napping in the caravan right now
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// AW
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// BABIES
tori 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// CUTE
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// TIRED SINGLE MOTHER
// she puts up with so much...................
// im so sorry jenny.....................
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// dbgfhbf
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:12 PM
you probably wanna hang out on your own now, right? that's cool, i'll go catch up with everyone. thanks for hanging with me
also, your smile is really pretty!!
and she Goes
tori 11-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// kaboppy........ rights...............
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:12 PM
//I WAS GONNA SAY EALRIER YRSYS FALLS ASLEEP
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// kaboppy rights
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:12 PM
//kaboppy rights
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// god
tori 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// see one good thing came out of the drama
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// the kaboppy fandom is shaking
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// now we can move on to regular old lesbian miscommunication angst because previously when tempest knew her the only person kabira smiled like that at was tempest herself
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// oh Great
tori 11-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// this is Very Good
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
//wonderful
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// OH SO WE'RE BACK TO TEMPEST THINKING THEYRE DATING
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// regular romance angst not cryptic You Accidentally Activated Her Fight Or Flight Response
tori 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// HGHFDHSGSDG
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// FGFJFJ
tori 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// tempest thinks theyre dating and they dont even have to try to pretend
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// okay im gonna tell you a secret, tempest was literally always gonna think they're dating, just like kabira thinks she and callisto are dating
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// Yeah that was what my plan was gonna be
// GOD
tori 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// tem. tempisto . callempest
// no
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
god
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// the Fake Dating was terrible because depending on how you spun it to kabira, she would have insisted they were dating if tempest ever asked her
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// reads the fuckgn messages i miss and gets pinged 4 times once while i was literally looking at highlight
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// INSIST WHO WAS DATING??
tori 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// id die for callisto
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// her and poppy
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT YALL ARE LIKE, TALKING ABT THEM BUT jbjhgfh
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// yeah im glad that didnt fly
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// anyway let me catch up on here
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// [kabira voice] are we not dating
tori 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// kabira: smiles // tempest: ah shit. fuck .shit goddammit theyre dating
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// bc the like condition for her even agreeing to the fake dating scheme was that it wasn't even fucking related to tempest, so
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// kabira: smiles // kabira: now we're dating
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// JKFDGK NO
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// god no
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:17 PM
// well lets wrap it up guys tempira is over and kaboppy is the ship that sails sorry tempest
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:17 PM
// [au poppy voice] guess i have two girlfriends now
// JGFKHJGKH
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:17 PM
tempest 🍻
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// if you like, convinced her to fake date for some mysterious purpose unrelated to tempest, she would to help poppy out. and also be under the impression that everyone outside the wyrm babies (tempest included) had to be fooled. so the miscommunication would just never be cleared up
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
tempest ill get over it
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// Hhjjhgjgjfjjfhflgh
// the au where poppy just has two girlfriends now
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// god i dont think we wouldve ever gotten to that
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
//poppys harem...
tori 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// unrelated but i love that drunk tempest is just angry tempest
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// if it were related to tempest she would just flat out refuse
// same like no matter what u were doing today she'd flat out refuse anything related to tempest
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:19 PM
did yall want to talk to rosalie about jobs
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// god do they just go back like that (edited)
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:19 PM
i mean yr There
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
poppy w her arm wrapped around kabira's, kabira being an umbrella
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// Yea
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
im a kaboppy stan
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// jgjgjjfjbgh its okay tempest isnt there .
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// KLGLKFH
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
we are all kaboppy stans
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// tempest is in her room drinking again i assume
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// she might be
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// who else is there. god is squarby th
// Rustle
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// Oh Yeah poppy would message squarby saying We good
tori 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// yeah
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// im making it canon squarbs was vaping outside
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
GOD
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// so she saw them coming
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// IS RUSTLE STILL PETTY AFTER SEEING THEM SO CLOSE
tori 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// HGHFDSGF squarby rights
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
you see the caravan, and also squarby
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// lkfjglkflkgjfh
tori 11-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// NO SHE STOPPED BEING PETTY A WHILE AGO SHE WAS JUST WORRIED BECAUSE NO ONE WAS TELLING HER SHIT (edited)
// shed just be relieved to see yall didnt like
// hoof it forever
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:22 PM
hand_covering_mouth
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:22 PM
:)?
tori 11-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// HGFHDSHGSFDHGSFD
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:22 PM
:)??
tori 11-Mar-18 09:22 PM
:)
oh hi rosalie
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:23 PM
// well depending on the mission, u wont have that to worry about
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:23 PM
Ah, you're back hello.
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:23 PM
yo
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:23 PM
Do you. do you guys want your money now? I mean I can keep it if you don't want it,
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
she's stonefaced and emotionless again, waiting for someone else to talk to this woman
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
looks at her girls
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
well this is awkward
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
god
ok
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
uh, yeah, if that's not too much trouble?
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
give it
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:24 PM
alright okay here you go? h
she hands you 500 gold (edited)
wait
no
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// skfdklsf
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
500
i can fucking type
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
No 700 Is Fine
tori 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// no its 700 now
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
100gp each you are not robbing rosalie
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
🤔
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// i mean we could
tori 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
rustle is there im just not saying anything bc whatever its fine . also shes still recovering from the stress
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:25 PM
she hands you 500gp
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
//yrsys was also frustrated abt not knowing what the Fuck was going on bc ok kaboppy were off doing Who Knows What and then squarby come back but just leaves immediately w/o telling anything and rustle was just making a friend so her she couldnt be mad at. and she dealt with this frustration by (edited)
//taking a nap
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// SHES SO VALID
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// angery nap
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
thank you!!!
goes over to rustle
tori 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// shes so fucking valid
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
how're you doing buddy
tori 11-Mar-18 09:26 PM
g good
I'm Good
// rosalie put up with so much
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:27 PM
pats rustle's head
tori 11-Mar-18 09:27 PM
:) !!
// i hate that :) is cursed now
// shes smiling its fine
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:28 PM
Hmm. I'll leave you to it, if you want to dry yourselves off Callie can probably help you with that. I would prefer you not to make my floors wet. If you want to talk more about like, work, you can find me in my office ✌
she doesnt peace sign i just wanted to
tori 11-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// HGFDHSGF
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// god i wish she peace signed
// i know jenny is busy but if yrsys is here poppy checks in with her too
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// i think shes napping
You peer into the caravan outside, and just see a pile of black and white scales softly snoring
tori 11-Mar-18 09:29 PM
// AW
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:29 PM
// ADORBS
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:29 PM
// CUTE
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:30 PM
//cries
tori 11-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// yrsys has her children who wont drag her into drama
// yet
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// bbbbbbbb
// we find the children's other mom n Then we can bring yrsys into drama
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// djfbjfdbjfdhf i was thinking 'how will yall deal with the babies' n i just kinda. its gotta be a cave .
tori 11-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// i love watching harrie morph between characters
// please is htere a cave nearby
// should we be doing this in the ic channel
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// i mean probably
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
//we can build a cave
🤔 1
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// hmmm
tori 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// oh okay
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// ya what do you want to do do you want to keep doing ic stuff
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
//just hack some rocks its Fine
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// if no then we can switch channel
tori 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// im cool with whatever its just that we're using // a lot here
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// u can tell us about the missions
tori 11-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// Yea
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// Sure Go Ask Rosalie gfhjgjnhgjgjghj
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// i'd rather that not get lost in the main chat bc kdjfgkjdfh We Talk A Lot
so, poppy says you'd have us fight things
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
Oh, hell- hhgh
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
yeah, we're into fighting
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
she sees you are still wet
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
😃
tori 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// everyone having character names except jenny is adjacent to everyone having character icons except jenny
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// kabira's mostly wet
// poppy's small enough i bet her like cloak or something shielded her
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// and kabira's gay gesture
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// kfjgjfdg yea i meant kabira's cloak (edited)
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:37 PM
Yes I have heard a few rumours as of late, if you wanted to investigate them. There have been a string of unexplained murders in the northern end of town, a disease outbreak by the docks which may not be natural, and the temple of chauntea was broken into last week. If you wanted to look into them, be my guest.
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:38 PM
poptepipic sour lemon face
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:38 PM
Is there, a problem?
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:38 PM
nope
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:38 PM
/roll 1d20+6
ficl
.roll 1d20+6
UB3R-B0T BOT 11-Mar-18 09:39 PM
You rolled ... 25
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:39 PM
mhmm. I see.
You know, Kabira I presume? I would like for our relationship to be an open one.
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:39 PM
moving a little too fast there miss
tori 11-Mar-18 09:40 PM
// everyone in this guild will hate us except callisto
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:40 PM
I merely ask that you are honest with me when we are discussing matters of work, but no matter
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:41 PM
i'm good at fighting and not much else but i'll deal with whatever you want me to deal with. a job's a job.
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:42 PM
Alright well if you want to fight something, I suggest you look into the murders.
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:42 PM
my friends can decide, it's fine
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
Of course, if that's all then I shall get back to my business
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
k
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
// fgnfghnjfjhgj
tori 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
// our reputation here is graet (edited)
//FUCK
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
// im
// loving this
tori 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
// i give up i cant type
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:43 PM
// youre valid
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
// i like that you edited that but the typo is still there
// jenny factkin
tori 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
// YEAH I EDITED LIKE 3 TIMES AND GAVE UP
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
//oh kal she edited it 3 times
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
// LDKFJLKDFJGLKDF
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
// grat grrat graet
tori 11-Mar-18 09:44 PM
// thanks i was about to type that
// HGHHGHGFDS
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// Anyway, all things considered, not a terrible outcome
// at least we got this out of the way now so kabira might not leave in the future
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// dbghfghbfgbfgh
tori 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// might
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// she smiled at poppy 3 times in a day that has to count for something
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// but this just made "poor poppy" worse dfkjgldkfjhklh
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// well i dont know about that hand_covering_mouth
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// :)?
tori 11-Mar-18 09:45 PM
// harrie
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// hand_covering_mouth
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// shhh
tori 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// thanks
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// wow i cant wait for poppy to die by kabira's hands
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
//psyduck
tori 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// i cant wait until yall make rustle cry once and for all
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:46 PM
// hand_covering_mouth
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// she wont die, like maybe emotionally but she wont Die
tori 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// just do it cowards
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// hey harrie
// whats with the murders
tori 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// yeah that too i just
// accepted it but
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// of which kind
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// jack the ripper dnd version
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// i wanna know stuff yknow
tori 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// GOD
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// if they had their blood sucked out and shit
snigel 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
//the mysterious murders? were gonna have to investigate them
Harrie 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// you'll have to investigate hand_covering_mouth (edited)
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// gaye
tori 11-Mar-18 09:47 PM
// squarby can probably ask for more info if the guild has it
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// OH BIG SEXY?
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// God i Hope
// I WANT US TO MEET BIG SEXY SO BAD YALL
tori 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// 🤔
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// LKFJGLKDFJG
// SQUARBY'S DAD VEE
tori 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// I KNOW
floralthief 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// big sexy mingus kingus
miraisen 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// shhh
tori 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// how could i Not know
Kal(Cquaer) 11-Mar-18 09:48 PM
// okay Now we can probably move to main chat if we want
tori 30-Mar-18 07:40 PM
squeak owo?
// we are all callie fans
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:54 PM
// h-- hewwo?
tori 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
// rustle we are all callie fans
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
// we Are
tori 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
HGHFSDHGFDG
// EBCAUSE ITS NOT CANON but its true
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
// poppy callie id die for y
tori 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
// "for whatever reason" hgfhdsfhgg
// idk man.
// wildcard
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:55 PM
// WE JOINED?
tori 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// ask rosalie for directions
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// we gotta rest for a bit
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// godddd
tori 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// but then get extremely sidetracked
// oh i want to change my name
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// welcome to my kitchiin
tori 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// HGFHDSHGFDHDFHGHGSFDHGFSD
// Rustle goes up to callie to see whats up
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
hey callster! how're you doing
tori 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
:?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// Hey what if i make squarby talk like an indie singer
tori 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// callster.....
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:56 PM
// NO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
// Coward
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
// YOU ALREADY GAVE LEAF AN ILLONOIS ACCENT
tori 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
Hi!!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
// well maybe with another oc AND LEAFS VOICE IS FUCKING GOOD
tori 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
u good?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
u sure
tori 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
'_'
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
hmmm
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
you..... seem a little stressed, love
tori 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
// rustles legit worried
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
// can i roll insite
tori 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
D: ?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:57 PM
poppy puts her hand on her shoulder Comfortingly
// SHREDY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
.roll 1d20+5
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
You rolled ... 22
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
// QUEEN
tori 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
You rolled ... 15
tori 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
// eh
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
Youre steessed do you want some fruit
tori 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
// HGFDHGSFDHGSFDHGSFDHGSFDHF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
// SHREDDYYYY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
cool. idk whatchu got
tori 30-Mar-18 07:58 PM
// thats squarbys solution to eveyrthing
// i love you shreddy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
well im not an apple tree am i
im not
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
you're a baobab!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
im telling you now (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
Callie . U Good?
// AW
floralthief 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
// SWEETIE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
// AWWWWW
snigel 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
//d'yall even need to use discord actually since im skipping djdnd
tori 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
// AW OGFDSHHGDOMG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
aw
tori 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
// we made a decision, i guess,
snigel 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
//mayb someone esle is on mobile actually what do I kno
miraisen 30-Mar-18 07:59 PM
just put some dirt in there dude
tori 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
no
dont
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
hm. maybe skip on that
tori 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
// HHGFHSG
Rosalie Eats Dirt???
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
no squarby just eats dirt she doesn't know what non-dryads eat
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
i do know im saying everyone should eat dirt
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
i know this, and i love you
tori 30-Mar-18 08:00 PM
// rustle thinks about eating dirt and goes o_o
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
I love you too poppy
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
i
no
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
and maybe so
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
but
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
we can figure it out!
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
can help
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
poppy?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
:D?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
// HGHFHSDGHGSFDHGFHD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
do you know how to make cakes
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
in theory
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
// IN THEORY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
// fjffjf
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
that's ok i'm not very good at counting either
tori 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
[thumbs up] U good!
:D
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:01 PM
youre valid
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
yeah
tori 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
// just chuck everything together
// its a cake
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
i mean it's like, science right? squarby's good at science! she's really smart
tori 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
// god we're really making a cake for rosalie huh
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
i mean its kinda a science
tori 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
Science...........
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
you're good at science!!
poppy beams up at squarby
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:02 PM
aw. youre cute
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
:D?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
.roll 1d20+4
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
You rolled ... 23
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
//DAMN
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
You rolled ... 19
tori 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
.roll1d20+3
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
//but theyre dirt cakes
tori 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
oh shit
.roll 1d20+3
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
You rolled ... 19
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
// OH HELL YEA
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
// WE CAN ALL MAKE CAKES
tori 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
// i was gonna say rustles never seen a cake in her life but apparently she has
// OH HELL YES
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:03 PM
// Queen
tori 30-Mar-18 08:04 PM
// AW
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:04 PM
// BABY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:04 PM
//BABY BOY
tori 30-Mar-18 08:04 PM
// this music is dramatic cake music
// HGFSDHHFHGSFDGF
// nnNGNGNHFHGDHGFHSDG
// its your tabaxi shes here
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:04 PM
// my mom!
// can your tabaxi be your mom
// MY MOM
tori 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// HGHFHSDGHDS YOUR MOM
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// government assigned mom
tori 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// HNFGDHNDHFSGNHGH
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// NO I WAS TRYING TO ASK IF SHE'LL BE MY MOM AND LOST TRACK OF MY THOUGHT
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
//JFJFJFJFJDJ
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// i can do an impression of my bff's mom when she's drunk (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// dnd huh
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
//god we're getting sidetracked
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:05 PM
// thats ic for poppy
// GOD
tori 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
// HHGFDHSHFDSG
Uhhhhhh
Cake book?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
well, what flavors does rosie like?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
// she forgot the word for recipe book
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
she doesnt like dirt huh
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
most don't, dear
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
figures
tori 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
No dirt
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
does she like like... lemon
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
[popteamepic lemon face]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:06 PM
thanks
//JFJFJFJFK
tori 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
// ask tempest. tempest doesnt know what a lemon is
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
.g when do lemons grow
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
well, i think vanilla is a safe bet
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
http://homeguides.sfgate.com/long-lemon-tree-produce-fruit-51717.html
How Long Does a Lemon Tree Take to Produce Fruit?
Young lemon trees (Citrus limon) are a practical addition to your yard since they provide both shade and a food source as they mature. However, you must have patience with a new sapling since it only ...
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
//ARENT THEY A SUMMER THING
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
// ye
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
//early crops tho
//may be some around
tori 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
// expensive probalby
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
//god
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
// great Fucking news strawberry can be a spring fruit too for early harvest
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
//NEAT
tori 30-Mar-18 08:07 PM
// plot twist rosalie does like dirt
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
// HJGKHG
tori 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
// HHGFDHGHSFDHG
// constitution (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
ok forgive me for not keeping up for my farmers calendar. idk fruit... strawberry
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
strawberry and vanilla!
tori 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
// s. sun because she lights up my li
// ok idk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
//YE
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
// No I Agree
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
.g sun emoji
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:08 PM
https://emojipedia.org/sun-with-face/
🌞 Sun With Face Emoji
A yellow sun with a kind, smiling face. Not your typical smiling sun with big grin and sunglasses. Sun With Face…
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// why's he look like the argentina sun
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
🌞
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
//its the best one
tori 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// HGHGFHSDGHFDHGH
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// im so sad he doesnt have a name
tori 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// sun emoji but its the teletubbies sun
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// Its cute that you wanted him to have a name
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:09 PM
// I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE ONE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// the argentina sun?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// yea
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
//yea
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// Yeah
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// HGFHDSG ITD BE CUTE
Um
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
//hes just the sun of may
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
Egg
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
ingredience
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
//Ingredience
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
oh you Know what time it is
POPPYS SHOPPY
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// HGHFDGFSDHHGSFD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
//HELL YA
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// rustle makes a face but she hides it
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// oh stupid of course
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// :3c
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// steal
// egg
:]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// MAYBE NOT STEAL HERE
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
// poppy's shStealing
tori 30-Mar-18 08:10 PM
: ]
Eggs .
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
// is callie coming with
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
//POPPYS SHOPPY [THE CROWD GOES WILD]
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
// i do
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
// YES
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
// DUH
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
//the crowd is me
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
[ Rustle looks at her like :D ]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
hey callinator, wanna come with?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
:D ?
:D ?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
// KSJFKFKFKFKF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
😄 ?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
:DDD
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
yay!
for ingredients, of course
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
:D
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
ingredience
tori 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
yes
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
yknow, the works
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:11 PM
you're a cool rugged adventurer as part of this guild, so hopefully we can keep up with you
poppy gives her a smile
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
ingredienssssss
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
^w^
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// YES
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// queen
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
.roll 1d20+8
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
You rolled ... 28
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// LMFAO
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
sorry not ^w^ thats squeak. ^v^
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// WOW
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// HOHOHO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// THQTS A CRIT
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// OH HELL YEA
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// OGHFHDSG I LOVEHER
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// Callie Is Now In Love With Her
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
:)?
// I LOVE HERRRR
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// SWEETIE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// IA DORE HERRRRR
tori 30-Mar-18 08:12 PM
// ID DIE FOR HER
// SO FAST
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
// CALLIEEEÉEEE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
^v^
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
// is she CRYING MY GIRL
// I LOVE HER
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
poppy puts her arm around her and is like "U READY"
tori 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
You're good!!
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
aw... well it's true! i pride myself on only giving true compliments
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:13 PM
its mostly true
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
it's definitely true
tori 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
// we would all die for callie
[glares at squarby]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
i have never given a false compliment in my life, love
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
no poppy is right thats not what i meant
i meant sometimes poppy gets carried away but callie is cool
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
i know you would never doubt the love in my heart
tori 30-Mar-18 08:14 PM
squeak [also glares]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// WHY ARE YALL GLARING SHE GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH TITY LADY THATS WHAT I MEANT
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
squeak goes owo at callie
squeak owo?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// POPPY ISNT GLARING SHE UNDERSTANDS
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// rustle is
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// GOD
// well wustle idk what to tell you
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// THAT SOUNDED REALLY MEAN GHFDHSFG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// KFJFJFJ
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// YOU CANT BLAME RUSTLE FOR THAT
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// Thats how squarby be sometimes
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// BUT SHE EXPLAINED HERSELF
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// shes glaring less
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// poppy knows this and loves her.
tori 30-Mar-18 08:15 PM
// but like theres 10% of it still left
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// WELL RUSTLE IF YOURE SO MAD ASK HER TO EXPLAIN HERSLEF
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// RUSTLE CANT FUCKING TALK
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// Poppy was never mad in the first place its fine
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// YES SHE CAN
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// IDK HOW TO WORD IT
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// just repeat what swuarby said
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// ITS FINE RUSTLE DIES LIKE THIS SHE HATES CONFLICT
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// GOD T WONT BE CONFLICT
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// she'll get over herself
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
bird eggs
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// uhh, eggs, flour, vanilla, strawberries, milk
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// its not a soap situation
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// lets go milk some cows
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// hHGFHDSG
// we can buy
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// pinch of salt for flavor
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// we farm now
tori 30-Mar-18 08:16 PM
// oh sure
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// what do we roll
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// roll milk check
tori 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// roll for poppys shoppy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// HOW DO WE FIND STUFF
tori 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// LETS FIND THE EGGS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
ujhh
/ faem
// farm
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// U GOOD?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// discord
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// Lets go roa farm
tori 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// ok nvm
// just ask callie if theres a farm
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:17 PM
// ye in good i just hate typing in mobile
tori 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// oh great
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// HGHDFGHDGHD???
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// WHAT???
tori 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// do we know theyre the fieldls of the dead
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// Yeah
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// SORRY WHAT???
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// thats just farm life
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// WHY ARE THERE FARMS THERE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// is squarby just gonna let us walk there
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
.g fields of the dead faerun
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// god well farm shit is cheaper
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Fields_of_the_Dead
Fields of the Dead
The Fields of the Dead are the rolling hills east of Baldur's Gate between the Winding Water and the River Chionthar on the Sword Coast. Kings Strohm IV and Samyte of Tethyr were buried here.
tori 30-Mar-18 08:18 PM
// god
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// WHAT ARE THEY LIKE DANGEROUS???
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
//troll hills
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// Lets Fight Some Chickens Lads
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
//NO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// does callie know
tori 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// ask
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
.g runescape evil chicken
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Chicken
Evil Chicken
The Evil Chicken is an insane, cannibalistic, and evil Rooster. He is a former random event, and can still be encountered at random intervals in almost any location where chickens are found. When...
tori 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// HHGFHDSHGFDG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// IOMFG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// GODDDD
tori 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// harvest moon mine chickens
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:19 PM
// I love you evil chicken
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
hey callie why are all the farms on the place thats literally called "field of the dead"
tori 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
f
field of the dead
// thats ic
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// FJFJJF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// "He plays a role in the Recipe for Disaster quest, being fought in his lair in order to obtain an Evil chicken egg and can subsequently be fought as a boss in the Dominion Tower." oh you know
tori 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// "let me roll history" and she stops to think
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// QUEEN
tori 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// YEAH I WAS GONNA SAY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// NO LET HER
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// callie would NEVER say fuck
tori 30-Mar-18 08:20 PM
// CALLIE SAYS FUCK
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:21 PM
// LET CALLIE SAY FUCK
tori 30-Mar-18 08:21 PM
// like a hecking
// HGFDHSGD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:21 PM
they do be farming
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:21 PM
// women and farmers be farming
tori 30-Mar-18 08:21 PM
farmers be farming
// HHGHFHGSHDFG
H
Hm
Hm
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
poppy is nodding like she understands completely
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
ok cool
tori 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
[rustle is blinking man gif]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
so lets go
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
yeah
tori 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
G
Ok
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
// GOD
tori 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
farmers be farming .
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
// god.
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
farmers be farming and adventurers be adventuring
tori 30-Mar-18 08:22 PM
// thats just how it be (edited)
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:23 PM
// thats how it is on this bitch of an earth
// Harrie can we please fight the evil chicken in his lair
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:23 PM
//GODDD
tori 30-Mar-18 08:23 PM
// i like that you asked on call bc jenny isnt here
// "yes. Yes. YES!" (edited)
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// GREAT NEWS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// ARE WE GONNA FIGHT AN EVIL CHICKEN????
tori 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// god
// do we HAVE to
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// Yes
// We Need Eggs
tori 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// NORMAL CHICKENS EXIST
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:24 PM
// WHO KNOWS
// ITS SO FUNNY
tori 30-Mar-18 08:25 PM
// uh
// how far again
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:25 PM
WHERE ARE OUR BABIES
// THATS OOC
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// kabiras napping w them
// right
// THE DOG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// oh
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// TAKE CARE OF THE DOG
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
//yrsys looking after them I guess gyvgvbv
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// WHERES THE DOG
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
uh
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// IWE'RE BRINGING HIM
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
hubris
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
Yea
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// for-- BUT I REMEMBERED
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// god
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
// When I Forget. Then I Will Realize
tori 30-Mar-18 08:26 PM
eggs.
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// buy them
// theyre cheap
tori 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// ??????? buy??/ eggs???
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// ARE THEY??
tori 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// do we need a plan?????????????????????
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// they havent spent oil in transport
// THIS IS REAL WORLD LORE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// TO A FARM
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// TO A FARMERS HOUSE AND BUY THWIR SHIT
tori 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// YEAH
Eggs
Buy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// FAIE
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:27 PM
// God
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// ok so i'll do it bc its the most squarby bullshit wver
tori 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// GOD DO WE SEE A SHOP
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
@Pleb play the runescape level up noise
Pleb BOT 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
✅ | now playing All Runescape Level Up Jingles From 2006 (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// OR LIKE FARM PLACE (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// NO WE GO TO A HOUSE
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
@Pleb stop
Pleb BOT 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
k 😢
tori 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// squarby take the reins
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// SQUARBY WILL ANNOY FARM PEOPLE INTO FIVING HER SHIT
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// Do it coward
tori 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// n
// idk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
squarby knocks on some door
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
// I DO
tori 30-Mar-18 08:28 PM
[really loud] EGGS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:29 PM
// GODDD
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:29 PM
is just waiting patiently and cutely
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:29 PM
loves her
// YES
tori 30-Mar-18 08:29 PM
// a tree a bird and an elf go buy some eggs
// yes
// geese..........
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
// FFJFJ OK SURE
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
// Evil
tori 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
[geese noise]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
// do we roll for avoiding not getting chased by geese (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
// you look in the bg and theres squeak running from geese (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:30 PM
// no there should be machinery but very simple stuff
// likea big ground fork and shit
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:31 PM
Wow what a view
// see honey your barn lore is coming in handy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:31 PM
// I GUESS
tori 30-Mar-18 08:31 PM
// u can do it harrie
eggs
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:31 PM
hi who are you. my name is squarby
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:31 PM
im poppy!
tori 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
Rustle
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// old mcdonald
tori 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// nNHGFDSG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// OK
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// PATRICK
// roll for hot dude
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
frederick
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
.roll1d20
tori 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// does poppy finally get validated (edited)
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
You rolled ... 18
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// YO
tori 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// OHHH
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// wow
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
leans against the door sensually
Hey
tori 30-Mar-18 08:32 PM
// hes not a 20 because of the voice
// HGHHFDHGSFHDHGSFDFG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// GODDD
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
1 for gay
2 for straight
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// OH WORM
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
3 for bi
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// valid
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
.roll 1d3
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
You rolled ... 1
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// DAMNGHFDGFSDHGSFDG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// HGJFHLKGFJHKLGFJDHKLGFDH
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// GOD THIS IS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// IM SCREAMING
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// POPPY IS NOT VALID ON THIS DAY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUXKING THING
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// IT IS
// WE FIND ONE HOT DUDE AND HES GAY
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// thats how it be
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// CAN I ROLL INSIGHT TO SEE IF HES GAY
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// HJGKLHJGFDLKHJGLKGFDH
tori 30-Mar-18 08:33 PM
// squarby: [squitning} youre gay
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
.roll 1d20+5
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
You rolled ... 23
tori 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
// OHGHFDSHGFSDHGFD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
// HELL YA
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
// GOD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
hey pops hes gay dont do that
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
oh ok. Sorry man
tori 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
// hHGHHFDHGS WHISPER IT
// SQUARBY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
// SHE WHISPERS IT
tori 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
eggs
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
do yall sell shit
good ones?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
You sure do
tori 30-Mar-18 08:34 PM
cake eggs
// nNHGHFSDGNHFSDG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
// KFJFKFJF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
oh word?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
Oh do you
tori 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
Why
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
does it lay like good eggs??
// NO HE SAYS IT
// PLEASE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
WHY
W H Y
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
// IM LAUGHIGN
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
OF COURSE WE WILL
tori 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
[rustle is losing her mind]
WHY
// did he say how tall
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
ok but does it lay good eggs
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
we're adventurers?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:35 PM
HEIGHT ?
// IDK MAN
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// 40 cm
tori 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
TALL CHICKEN ????????
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// im bullshitting
tori 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// we go there and its an aarakocra
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// its 35cm probably
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// BIG
tori 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
[rustle is still losing her mind]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// Hi Rustle Arent You Glad Youre Friends
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:36 PM
// OK BUT DO WE HAVE TO KILL IT???
tori 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// new friend
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// NEW FRIEND
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
what do you want us to do with the chicken man
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// I really wanna fight the chicken harrie
tori 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// GODFINE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// YE
tori 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// rustle will fight another bird
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// for supremacy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// god hold on you clowns we're all on discord
tori 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// there can only be one
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// how we gonnna do this
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// GOD (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 08:37 PM
// YEAH I WAS THINKING
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// JFJFJFFJ
tori 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// we're gay
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// fair
tori 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// I GUESS
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// I Want To So Bad
tori 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// IM BEAT 2 TO 1
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
ok but youre not just gonna give us eggs right. Its a big ass chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
Money?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
// GOD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:38 PM
cool we're gonna make a giant cake
no rustle hes a farmer
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
i'll jump out of it
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
farmers dont got no moneys
tori 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
Hm.
Fair
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
//dont fight an innocent chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// he specifically said its terrorizing
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// its a big ass chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// the other chickens
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
//oh then perish
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// ok so we doing this gang
tori 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// nHNGHFDSG
// sure
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// FJFJ?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:39 PM
// boss fight
// is callie fighting with us
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// BOSS RUSH TO GET CAKE INCGREDIENTS
tori 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// each ingredient has a boss
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// Yes
tori 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// we have to fight a cow for the milk
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
!next
Rythm BOT 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
⏩ Skipped 👍
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// whats callies thoughtz on this
tori 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// OH WORM
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// YES
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// HAAUGJHKFLGHJGFK
tori 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// can i just roll on roll20
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
You rolled ... 1
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
// AKDKFKFKKG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
.roll 1d20+4
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:40 PM
You rolled ... 7
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// HEY GUYS WE'RE SUCKING AT THIS
tori 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// oh i cant select the token nvm hold on
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
//just roll here dudez (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// rustle got a nat 1
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// FJJFJF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// GUYS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// THANK GOD
tori 30-Mar-18 08:41 PM
// we're fine
// rustle really doesnt want to fight another bird
// i guess
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/runescape2/images/3/30/EvilChickenHD.png/revision/latest?cb=20120404122431
tori 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// its just a normal dude
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// woke king
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
You rolled ... 15
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
1
0
tori 30-Mar-18 08:42 PM
// callie > chicken > someone >squarby/rustle
// rustle has 18 / +4 dex
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// Me
// that was w my mod i believe
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
//is the farmer fighting
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
callie > chicken > poppy > rustle > squarby
tori 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// no hes a coward
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// no hes a working gay let him live
tori 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// so are we
// GHFDSHFG NO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// NO
snigel 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
//oh someone was poppy not . Frederick is that his name
tori 30-Mar-18 08:43 PM
// yes
// im picturing fe frederick and losing my mind hgfdhshgdfg
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// DOES SHE SAY BOOBOOBOOP
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// Please
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// i mean he is a twunk
tori 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// nHGNHFDSG POINT
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// hes a hot gay old bear. corn-fed bear
tori 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// god
// yes
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// QUEEN
tori 30-Mar-18 08:44 PM
// im not rolling for squeak im lazy and also its fine
// shes just hanging out watching us do this
Same
But youknow
// AW
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
uh, ok
tori 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
[ rustle does ]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
sure.
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
/ she Does that
tori 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
[ no hesitation]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:45 PM
// Baby
// AW
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// love it
tori 30-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// pride colors
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// GAy rights! - callie
tori 30-Mar-18 08:46 PM
// harrie look at the main chat
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:49 PM
// peck
// try to fly
tori 30-Mar-18 08:49 PM
// it goes bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:49 PM
// yell
tori 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// AW..
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// goddd
// hey i suddenly feel bad for this chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// yeah guys
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// Fwend
tori 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// poppy (edited)
// oops
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// can i try to talk to him later
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
callie > chicken > poppy > rustle > squarby
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:50 PM
// im gonan use my silver tongue ability i think
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:51 PM
// the rse theme... yes...
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:51 PM
// DAMN IT HES NOT A HUMANOID (edited)
// I CAN TRY!!!!
// animal handling?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:51 PM
// DOO OOOOOOO DOODOOOOOOOO DODODOOOOOOO
tori 30-Mar-18 08:51 PM
// FGHGHFDSG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
// no its adorbs
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
// IT IS CATCHY
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
You rolled ... 6
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
// oh hell yea
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:52 PM
shhh, rest now little baby
// i pet it
// Yes
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:53 PM
callie > chicken > poppy > rustle > squarby
tori 30-Mar-18 08:53 PM
// uh does it look like poppys gonna manage to calm it down
// because i dont want to like. murder a good chicken
// hold on
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
You rolled ... 15
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
.ROLL 1D20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
You rolled ... 17
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
// YAY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
// cool
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:54 PM
// POPPY FRIEND TO ALL CREATURES
tori 30-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// rustles just gonna move closer to poppy in case something goes bad but shes not gonna attack
// sure
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// uhhh i talk to it??
hey dude. whats your deal why are you huge
tori 30-Mar-18 08:55 PM
// look whos talking
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// god
tori 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// oh also. a bop
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
blink once for evil wizard blink twice for dunno
tori 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// hi welcome to chillis
// GHFDHSGHDG HARRIE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// YES
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:56 PM
// YES
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
cool. so if we beat them up, youre gonna chill?? blink once for yes, twice for no
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
.roll 1d2
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
You rolled ... 2
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
0u0? [just petting the chicken as squarby talks to it]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
WHY
tori 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
[bawks back at it]
bawk
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
do you want them to turn you back to normal?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
[poppy laughs]
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
.roll 1d2
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:57 PM
You rolled ... 1
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
ok so if we get them to do that, will you Calm Down
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// chaotic neutral chicken
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
.roll 1d2
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
You rolled ... 2
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
WHY
tori 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
look man i dont wanna kill you but i cant just let you terrorize innocent chickens
look how about this
tori 30-Mar-18 08:58 PM
// appreciating the unova bops
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
lets terrorize the wizard instead
tori 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
how about that big guy
tori 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
// the chicken will remember that
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
we'll help you, and you can do whatevwe you want to them
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
.roll 1d1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
You rolled ... 1
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
seem good?
tori 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
1d1
// HGHFDSGHDG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
Hey guys we got a chicken friend now
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
!clear
Rythm BOT 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
💥 Cleared... ⏹
tori 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
bawk
floralthief 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
you did so well babe!
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
!play item get fanfare zelda
Rythm BOT 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
youtube Searching 🔎 item get fanfare zelda
Added to queue
Zelda : Ocarina Of Time Open Chest With get Item sound
Channel
Ikaika Lyau
Song Duration
00:20
Estimated time until playing
00:46
Position in queue
1
⏩ Skipped 👍
Harrie 30-Mar-18 08:59 PM
!next
you got a chicken!
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
// ITEM GET: CHICKEN
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
thanks. we gotta find an evil wizard who messes with farm animals apparently
// FJFJJF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
oh ok. love this backstory
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
its a lot
tori 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
[rustles playing the game where whoever blinks first loses with the chicken]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
can you ask the chicken if he's one for theatrics
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
so hey dude have you seen them turning any other animals or just you?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
bawk
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
.roll 1d2
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
You rolled ... 1
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
// OH DRAMA KING?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:00 PM
// figured
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
// can i use my weaver's tools to make him a little bandana to wear
tori 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
// omg
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
// YES
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
hes a lil drama king look at him. we'll help you man
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
// half
tori 30-Mar-18 09:01 PM
// how does callie feel about this
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
// YES
// i put it around his neck
now everyone knows we're friends!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
// YAY
tori 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
[rustle claps at poppys talent]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
😃
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
// can i cast speak with animals ritual btw
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
i could make something for you later, calls!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
// ok im doing it
// how long does it take?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:02 PM
// GOD FINE
tori 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// poppy offered to make one for callie
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// yes i make friendship bracelets for all of us including callie
tori 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// just like a minute ago
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
hey dude i wanna get what youre saying so we're gonna chill for a bit while i channel this spell
tori 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
bawk
// yes
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// Yes
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// HJGFKHLJFGLKH
tori 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// thats phelony
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// JFFJFJ
tori 30-Mar-18 09:03 PM
// oh fuck they turned phelony into a chicken
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// GODDD
tori 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// is it bc phelony is a coward, another name for chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// phelonys so valid
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// wait is it phelony for real
// BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
tori 30-Mar-18 09:04 PM
// PHELONY WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN INTO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// JDKDKGGKG
// I CANT WAIT FR THEM O TALK
tori 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// I LOVE THIS LORE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// IS IT LIKE CAST???
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// AN EVIL WIZARD TURNED HIM INTO A CHICKEN
tori 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// GOD PHELONY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
hey why do you know my name
PHELONY????
tori 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MAN
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
Haha what
tori 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
?????
// im sure he was
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:05 PM
// Eatin things
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
WASNT KABIRA SUPPOSED TO LOOK AFTER YOU
tori 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
phelony?
// GOD
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
// thats how it be
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
god phelony. you know what this is? its hubris
And not hubris your sistwr
hubris the word phelony
Hey you guys you'll never believe who this clown is
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
:)?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
:)? (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
someone turned phelony into a CHICKEN
tori 30-Mar-18 09:06 PM
p
PHELONY?
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
[callie voice]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
YES PHELONY
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
:)?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
// HGHFDSGH
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
OUR BABY???
tori 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
PHELONY???
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
our baby
tori 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
BABY
WYRM BABY
// SHES DISAPPOINTED IN US
// NO
Wheres Yrsys
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:07 PM
well phelony man did you see where the wizard went?? Actually why did he do this
tori 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// we just wanted a cake
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
hmmm
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// oh you know, the Chicken school of wizardy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// gonna roll insight
.roll 1d20+5
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
You rolled ... 9
tori 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// OH NO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
//OOF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// HGJHKFLDHJKFGH
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// JFJDKFJF
tori 30-Mar-18 09:08 PM
// HES JUST REALLY BAD AT LYING
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:09 PM
// SO DID HE??,
what did you steal
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:09 PM
// god me
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:09 PM
you did tho
tori 30-Mar-18 09:09 PM
// not long
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:09 PM
i wont tell your mom
in a field of chickens.
tori 30-Mar-18 09:10 PM
// what a wild child
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:10 PM
phelony hubris the word is when you believe in yourself too much, and your pride bites you in the ass. apparently in your case this means getting turned into a chicken
it did tho
tori 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// oh here we go again
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
you shouldve stayed in the cave dude
talk with kabira about the weather
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// [nott voice] I like things
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
oh yeah my bad
well talk to your mom
tori 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// this dramatic music
bawk!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
god phelony. ok calm down
tori 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
bawk
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:11 PM
// poppy is playing fetch with caballito as this happens
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
we're gonna help you
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// Poppys used to it
tori 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// rustles next to callisto but bawking back eveyr time phelony bawks
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
did the wizard say anything to you when he turned you
tori 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// without fail
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
// Yes queen
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:12 PM
HE JUST DID IT??
// A WHAT???
tori 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// HE CANT LIE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
phelony. Please
tori 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
bawk
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
i want to help you but i cant if you keep lying
you are i have good insight
tori 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
bawk
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
// squarby is in full mom mode
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:13 PM
but like as a lesson?? or is he just an asshole
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// could be both like a beauty and the beast situation
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
FROM THE WIZARD
dude.
tori 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// true
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
well what was it
like a rock?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// rustle cant judge
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
godddd ok fine
tori 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
// in an alternate dimension rustle is in this exact situation
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:14 PM
and you said hes doing this to other animals or other people?
and you fucked with him so he turned you into a chicken. Okay
you admitted to it man
yeah hes an ass
dont worry we'll loot his dead body
tori 30-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// what a power move a dragon comes to steal from you and you turn him into a chicken
bawk
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:15 PM
// HOINESTLY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// ok i tell everyone else this
tori 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
Steal.
Valid
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
Phelony i love you
tori 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
Phelony Is Valid
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// no.
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
// yes poppy does
tori 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
Hey Callie?
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
we're gonna turn this baby from chicken... back to dragon
tori 30-Mar-18 09:16 PM
Phelony is . dragon
baby dragon
long story
u good?
yeah
[she shrugs]
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:17 PM
im telling you its his hubris
yea
tori 30-Mar-18 09:17 PM
// it really is
bawk
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
//MY CHILD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
hey phelony did you see where he went
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
//HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
are we still gonna get the eggs?
// hgjflkg
tori 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// yrsys is gonna die if we tell her this
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// god
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
.roll 1d4
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
You rolled ... 2
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
lets go east yall
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
//shellhave a heart attack
tori 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// god yrsys
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:18 PM
// THIS IS HIS FAULT
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
youre not in the call so for you jenny
tori 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// did you have fun? :) / i got turned into a chicken / WHAT
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// GOD
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
[phelony voice] dont warry mum im just a chicken!
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// god.
tori 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// it fits
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
//"at least u cant eat ppl when ur a chicken"
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// harrie im gonna make you roll a d20 at the end of this to see if phelony learned anything from this
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
//did phelony have the hewwo voice
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
oh i dont know about that regular chickens will eat anything let alone a giant evil chicken
tori 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// no phelony is nott
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
//Hm
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:19 PM
// hewwo is yoshi
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
//oh righ
tori 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
Yeah (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// ye
tori 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
I Know
U Good
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
it be like that
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
nah, it's what we do
it never hurts to help!
tori 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
we're like that
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
[puffs out her chest]
tori 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// AW
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:20 PM
// also does phelony think squarby is his mom
// I MEAN HE CALLS HER MOM
// nah she just accepts it
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:21 PM
//I thought abt rhis last session
//I thought the moms thing was why we all frostvaped fjfndmdmd
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// phelony frostvape
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// frostvape rights
tori 30-Mar-18 09:21 PM
// god
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
.roll 1d20+3
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// who has the better stat
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
You rolled ... 7
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// hhgHGHFHSDG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// Kkfkfkfk
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// 13 IS BETTER
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// i can also try but im badrolls
.roll 1d120+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
You rolled ... 95
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
WAIT
GBFHDSGSFDHG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// WHAT
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
OOPS
120
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
You rolled ... 19
tori 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
// ok here
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:22 PM
//EXTREME CRIT
tori 30-Mar-18 09:23 PM
// not 95 unfortunately
:D
[points to east, wherever that ir]
// for chicken wizards
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:23 PM
hey so phelony did your siblings stay or nah
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
You rolled ... 18
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
You rolled ... 3
tori 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
// GJFDGJSDFG OF COURSE
// NGHGFDSHGFDSGHSDFGFG
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
why do you keep lying
tori 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
// GHGFHSDG HE HAS A +1 TOO???? BABY
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
// HES SO FUCKING BAD AT LYING
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
// baby boy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:24 PM
phelony which one left
both of them??
was it hubris bc she kinda does what she wants
tori 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// honey you have 2 siblings
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
i wont tell yrsys man
tori 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// yrsys is rolling in her sleep
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
//yrsys feels dread
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
figures. Well lets hope she didnt get turned into a chicken
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:25 PM
// squarby is the cool mom
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
...did she
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
//how dare u. yrsys is literally a frost dragon
tori 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// if you cant lie just shut up i guess
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
phelony.
my boy.
My boy
tori 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// nHNGHFDSNGHSDFNHG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// squarby is the cool mom and yrsys is the Cold mom
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
Did she get turned into a chicken
Phelony please
tori 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// harrie are you gonna have to do gary oak voice
// oh also
bawk
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
//I GUESS WE JUST DONT HAVE ANY DRAGONS ANYMORE!!!!
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:26 PM
// OK SO SHES A CHICKEN
// A FROG
tori 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
// FROGBRINGER
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
//HERE ARE OUR CHICKEN CHILDREN
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
phelony... what happened to hubris
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
// frogbringer...
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
//FROGBRINGER????
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
am i gonna have to teach you both a lesson on hubris
tori 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
// HES SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
godddd
ok what is she
// ME TOO
tori 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
// hes rolled like 4 times so far and NONE OF THE ROLLS have been above 10
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
.roll 1d20+1
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
You rolled ... 2
tori 30-Mar-18 09:27 PM
// JGJFDSGJFSD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// fjfkfjf
tori 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// OH NO
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
//my child...
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
god you dont have to tell me but. Fine
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// GODDDD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// I CHANNEL IT AGAIN BTW
tori 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// this music is fitting
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// we do that
tori 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
// are you enjoying the show jenny
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:28 PM
//im dying
//so yes
tori 30-Mar-18 09:29 PM
// if yrsys was here this would be so funny hgfhsdhgfdg (edited)
// hHGFHSDGHSDHFG
// DO WE NOW
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:29 PM
//shed die on the spot of guilt so its good she isn't
tori 30-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// we cant
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:30 PM
cool
tori 30-Mar-18 09:30 PM
// understand
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:30 PM
also can you at least tell me where hubris is
is she there?
we should go get her first probably
phelony itll be fine
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// god.
tori 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// for a chaotic animal
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// god this is the funniest fucking thing
tori 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// JONATHAN
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// johnathan???
// poppy roll for hot guy
tori 30-Mar-18 09:31 PM
// god cows are terrifying actually
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
You rolled ... 14
tori 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// POPPY ROLL
// roll for gay
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
.roll 1d3
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
You rolled ... 2
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// HUH
tori 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// HUH
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// Oh word
[leans against the door seductively] oh, cows?
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
ok so where are the big ones
tori 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// HGFDHFDHFD
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
ok bye (edited)
tori 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// validate poppy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:32 PM
// ye
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
You rolled ... 20
tori 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// GHIGIGFSDHGOHOHO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// JFJFJFJF
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// AHHAUHGHJKGFLHJDFLKGHFDJHGK
tori 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// poppythan real-- im joking
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
:3c?
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
joppy
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// oh boy
tori 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// JOPPY
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// harrie i love that this is your idea of a straight farmer flirting
tori 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// M E TOOOOO
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// ITS SO FUNNY
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// mira flirt as a farmer
tori 30-Mar-18 09:33 PM
// IM CRYING THIS IS SO GOOOD (edited)
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// I'll join the voice chat and do it
tori 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// HGGFDHSHG
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// PLEASE
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// IM KIDDING I DONT KNOW HOW TO
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// flirt with poppy. live your truth
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
//WHATS HE SAYINF
tori 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
[rustle watches it like Hm]
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
[finger guns]
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
//IM SAD IM MISSINF THE STRAIGHT FARMER
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// WHAT????
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// MILK OF THE FREE KIND?
tori 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// poppy flirted with him and he said "well youve got quite a pretty face there"
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// WHAT DID YOU SAY?????
tori 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// and we lost it
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// HELLO???????? HARRIE???????????????????????????
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
i said
tori 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
// ALSO HGSGFDHGSFDHFGSDHSHGFDHGSFDGFD
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:34 PM
ill always be here
if you want to milk a different kind of cow
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
// HARRUEEWEEEEEEE
tori 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
// OGHHGFSHGFDHHGSFDHGSFDHGSFDHGFDHGSFDH
IS THIS HOW STRAIGHT PEOPLE TALK
THATS IC
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
// Thats so awful
miraisen 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
// THATS HUBRIS
Harrie 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
I MEAN YEAH HES A STRAIGH TMAN
floralthief 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
.roll 1d20
UB3R-B0T BOT 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
You rolled ... 10
snigel 30-Mar-18 09:35 PM
//also I hate that he has MY BROTHERS NAME HARRIE NOOOOOOO